Currently reading Dean Koontz's Funhouse.
Horror novels scare and entice me at the same time.
Anyway I found this particular passage funny.
It was totally fucking accurate.
Okay don't mind me. Lately I've been rather crude.
Maybe I've undertaken a fiery redhead alter ego..

Here goes:

He pressed so tightly against her that she could feel his erection.
He wanted her to feel it because he wanted her to know that she turned him on.
To Jerry's way of thinking, his erection was the greatest compliment he could pay her.
Jerry was an ass.

HA! Fuck yeah.
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